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Postby Stoneburg » Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:54 am

So I woke up really early and at 7:50 I log into the poker site. This is the special Swedish site which closes at 2:30 AM and opens up again at 7 AM. I was thinking only real gambling degenerates must be playing this early... well... at this full ring (10 player) Hold'em table, the "average players per pot" is over 80%. You be the judge.
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Postby Stoneburg » Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:58 am

Ok, first hand I see.

Someone with 50bb raises preflop and gets a bunch of callers. Flop comes J82 with a diamond draw. Raiser bets 6bb, one guy in LP miniraises, raiser pushes and miniraiser calls.

Raiser has AJ for TPTK. The guy who miniraised and then CALLED an ALL-IN has Q5 of spades for no pair and no draw (except a backdoor spade draw). NIHAN!
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Postby Stoneburg » Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:12 am

This was annoying.

UTG raises 3xBB, few callers and I call OTB with 22. Now SB minireraises and UTG pushes. CO calls. I say out loud "I swear I'm gonna flop a f-cking set" but of course I fold. SB calls. 3 people all-in, UTG had AKs, button (who call/called) has KK and SB cocksucker who pushed me out has AQ.

Flop comes 277 river and turn are bricks.
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Postby Stoneburg » Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:15 am

So far I have been pushed off *every* hand I have played.
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Postby Stoneburg » Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:17 am

Ok, won a stack. UTG raises 4x, I re-raise to 15bb to isolate. Get 3 callers. Flop comes 235 with two spades, I pot it and get one caller. Turn is an off suit A, I put him in (like 1/4 pot) and he calls with 77.
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Postby Kuso » Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:23 am

wwcrd?

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Postby Zmej » Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:39 am

"#3 pencils and quadrille pads."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.

"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
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Postby Stoneburg » Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:48 am

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Postby adamh » Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:20 pm

mets better step it up
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Postby NorthView » Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:22 am

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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Postby Molina » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:09 am

"Are you referring to that Molina kid? He was the biggest A-hole I've ever seen"


<emmasdad> BJ's and diaper changes, HERE I COME
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