Whatever did I do to make him so mad?

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Rakey: good one donkey boy

OneOutWinner: ty

Rakey: dumb donk

OneOutWinner: again ty

Rakey: lucky hit donkey $!$

OneOutWinner: stop flattering me

Rakey: thats why ull always be stuck down here with the donks at baby tables

OneOutWinner: I like it down here

Rakey: id like it too its all i could affortdf

OneOutWinner: I'm sorry to hear that but you'll do better

Oh yeah....the hand in question......
My 1st hand at the table:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?646207


It gets better. He rebuys for $15 and also shows up at my other table where he also bought in short, a couple of seats to my right at both tables. After 231 hands he ends up playing a 10/10 game. Easiest read I ever had. Raises every pot he enters. Only plays AK/AQ or pocket pairs. If he bets after the flop it's AK or a bigger pocket pair as shown. If he raises a small pocket pair (any position as long as he is 1st in) he will check down and not even make a c-bet. (I saw him PFR and check down 55 and 77). So our genius is playing short stacked at 2 tables and runs into a double up on this hand...

http://www.pokerhand.org/?646214

But he can't just let a good thing go.....

Rakey: great call donkey

And the other player just drills him until the idiot unfortunately left, but it was pretty funny when he admitted that he used to play $50NL, but probably lost his entire bankroll.

ggnoobs: bitter, are we?

Rakey: thanks ez donkey thats why u have to play down here

Rakey: what happned have to play down here now.. u lose ur roll?

ggnoobs: because i'm a big donkey

Rakey: exactly now ur getting it

ggnoobs: so u want me to leave?
ggnoobs: im hurting the game for u?
ggnoobs: so u want me to leave?
ggnoobs: i mean
ggnoobs: what's your point?
ggnoobs: why is it so important that i know i'm a donkey?

Rakey: cause i think ur a rounder

ggnoobs: what?

Rakey: u act like in here that u think u r, but in reality u think ur a shark

ggnoobs: i'm really a donk

Rakey: im the bringer of the truth

ggnoobs: you saw it yourself
ggnoobs: can't even beat ace high
ggnoobs: im just saying.. what is your point?
ggnoobs: you want me to fix myself? play better maybe?

Rakey: whats the point of u talking to e?

ggnoobs: the point is i have a question that i want an answer to

Rakey: good luck on your quest

ggnoobs: why do u pro players always set out to make me feel so bad
ggnoobs: i thoguht u guys would want me to stay
ggnoobs: and keep giving up chips
ggnoobs: not drive me away?

Rakey: pro player at .25?

ggnoobs: well yeah
ggnoobs: you must be
ggnoobs: i rarely see people play as good as you
ggnoobs: why do you play down here anyways
ggnoobs: you talk about why i'm playing .25 tables
ggnoobs: you should be at the $10

Rakey: i used to play the 25.00/50.00nl

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now we have it.

ggnoobs: no wonder
ggnoobs: why are you playing donw here now?
ggnoobs: tell me more
ggnoobs: i want to know what makes a top player tick
ggnoobs: Rakey you were so talkative before
ggnoobs: i think someone needs to lose a pot to him so he'll get happy enouhg to chat again
ggnoobs: i guess he only rubs it in when he wins
ggnoobs: and whines when he loses
ggnoobs: he put all his money in as a huge dog earlier
ggnoobs: then complained

Oh! Looks like the "donkey#2" was paying attention to "donkey#1" (me) earlier.
Big mouth refused to answer and left the table soon after.

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Full Tilt seems to be full of dicks. Lucky ones at that. The story continues today. I'm two tabling and Rakey sits down again 3 seats to my left on one of my tables. This idiot is at the table for less than 10 minutes when he PFR'es then gets it all in w/ 99 vs a re-raise. Other guy had JJ and he flops quads.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?647292

Of course this asshole is gracious about it.....

Rakey: too ez
Rakey: suck it

No prodding or nothing. The other guy never said a word to this asshole. But that's ok, cause I stacked the jerkoff again. He may be a little looser on the button than I thought he was, but still an idiot.....

http://www.pokerhand.org/?647304

He didn't say a word and left immediately. So now I'm up almost 2 stacks at that table and a few bucks on the other table where there is this maniac (52/25) who just keeps hounding me, but just seems to be running Gold hot (as in Jamie). He is raising with whatever two cards he gets in LP and I'm directly to his left. His garbage is consistantly beating me.

For example, he min-raises in CO and I re-raise w/ [Qh] OTB. He calls and bets pot on a KQ2 flop w/ 1 heart. I fold and he shows [2d] and says "nice fold" just to rub it in. A few hands later in the same spot I call his raise w/ ATo and flop an Ace. He calls down and hits a runner-runner flush with his . I didn't have a club. So now this maniac is beating me out of small pots with garbage and all the while telling me that he is going to stack me. He got it all-in way behind 3 times and hit a 3 outter, a 5 outter, and a 4 outter to build up a nice stack.

I'm on my last orbit and have already turned off the auto-post blinds button when finally I pick up [Qd] after he raises. I re-raise him for the 1st time and he pushes. No problem. He did this before and sucked out. I tell him that if it were anyone else but him I fold. He has KK. OF EFFIN COURSE!!! Who knew a 50/25 game could put you up 5 stacks?

So I'm still ok because I'm up big on my other table. At the same exact time however I have [Qc] (same damn suits) on the other table. I raise and get called. Flop comes [9d]x. In less than a minute I have now lost almost 2 stacks with the same damn hand. He has a set of Jacks. Very next hand I pick up [Ts] and the same guy calls me. 2A2 Flop and he calls. Q Turn and it's checked. 5 River and he has a set of 5's. Way to be up 2+ stacks the entire session until the last orbit and walk away even! MOTHER)(AS*&ER)#@*(YQFYH@C #W*(C!!!!!!!!

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