The Cashout Curse - mystery solved

[JDLush]

You guys who believe in a cashout curse have had it all wrong, that's all I gotta say.

This morning, after a 7 buyin drop in $100 PL/NLo8 courtesy of the standard bad run b.s. I decided to take proactive, well, action against PokerStars.

I cashed out $300.

I combined this with a nasty note about how if they don't reset the kill switch on me that I'll cash out more, and I'll keep cashing it out till they fix it. If I have to pull it all off then so be it, I will migrate to Estonia and play Party again, or move to New Jersey and play the Taj with Briachek. Ok, so I'll probably end up in Estonia, but you get the point.

Remember, we have them by the balls, it's not the other way around, so if you are on the wrong end of the kill switch, just teach them a lesson and you'll be fine.

As an addendum to this, I'd like to note that I played a couple of dozen hands of PL100(actually 27) at lunch today and finished up $129, probably like a brazillian BB/100, so this obviously works. Keep me in mind when you make out your wills. Thanks.

[Kuso]