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Postby antneye » Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:52 pm

........Now go Fuck Yourself!


Hand #1160011287000406: St.Moritz 11287
Seat 1: Phatboy1847 (33.75 in chips)
Seat 2: blueH2O (26.25 in chips)
Seat 3: toptickwiz (63.00 in chips)
Seat 4: cshawks (69.00 in chips)
Seat 6: antneye (50.50 in chips)
Seat 7: MADMARPOE (39.75 in chips)
Seat 9: Dilkington (116.00 in chips)
Phatboy1847: posts small blind $0.50
blueH2O: posts big blind $1
Dealt to antneye [ Ah As ]
toptickwiz: folds
cshawks: folds
antneye: raises to $2
MADMARPOE: folds
Dilkington: folds
Phatboy1847: calls
blueH2O: calls
*** FLOP *** [ Ts 2c Jc ]
Phatboy1847: bets $1
blueH2O: calls
antneye: raises to $2
Phatboy1847: calls
blueH2O: calls
*** TURN *** [ Qh ]
Phatboy1847: checks
blueH2O: checks
antneye: bets $2
Phatboy1847: folds
blueH2O: calls
*** RIVER *** [ 8s ]
blueH2O: bets $2
antneye: calls
*** SHOW DOWN ***
blueH2O: shows [ 7h 9c ] (Straight, Queen high)
antneye: mucks
blueH2O wins $19 with Straight, Queen high


How do I find the damn web interface to the HH after a session is over?
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Postby antneye » Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:38 am

Makes sense. I didnt even think of it that way.


Keep in mind that the initial process of getting funds onto the web takes a while with EP. The ACH transaction takes 7 business days to clear. Once the money is online, transfers between sites and EP are free and quick.

My stars withdrawal hit EP instantly, and the same was true for my Cake deposit. EP works great for moving funds from site to site, but is slow on the withdraw.
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Postby Pok 7's » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:12 am

Got 2 virgins trying to figure out how to fuck here lol.....

Back in the day I was like a $2 hooker let me try to explain this, even though I haven't hit this site yet, but plan to in the very near future.

The bonus I believe is detucted form you MGR (Monthly Gross Revenue). Which is what your unmentionable is calculated off of. For example you generated $500 in rake in a month.... Keep in mimd that's not how much YOU paid but how much was generated at the table (you fold PF but the pot hits say $1 in rake that $1 is part of your MGR).

Your unmentionable is calculated off that number...going off our previous example $500 x your unmentionable percentage.

Now lets factor in you bonus.... You generated let's say $100 in bonus that same month.... $500 MGR-bonus money= $400 MGR THAT number is what your unmentionable is now calculated off of.
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Postby geiststaat » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:36 am

LOL, I think Pok's analogy is spot on.

Yes, deposit the max for maximum return.

Per your question, Growlers, you should also deposit max or at least $300 (max load from bank account for epass). The bonus releases incrementally, so if you don't clear $100 of it in three months, it doesn't cost you anything.

A heads-up on epass. Load $100 initially, there's a $5 fee for that. Then load $300, which will carry a flat $2 fee. If you load up $300 initially you'll pay $15 in fees. If you load twice, then you'll have $393 to play with.
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