LOL @ Party $200 donks

[excession]

OK, frozen out of Prima I am enjoying (if that's the word) the donkage that is Party.
Here are some of my favorite 'OMG!' hands over the past 2 days.

Please vote for the biggest donk

Hand 1


***** Hand History for Game 6836721297 *****
$200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, March 02, 05:31:16 ET 2008
Table Table 126396 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: hariza ( $275.02 USD )
Seat 4: Macinas ( $210.80 USD )
Seat 6: consilience ( $94.60 USD )
Seat 2: Pushmann ( $195.92 USD )
Seat 5: silvano107 ( $106.07 USD )
Seat 3: Logomanden ( $197 USD )
consilience posts small blind [$1 USD].
hariza posts big blind [$2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to consilience
Logomanden raises [$8 USD]
Macinas folds.
silvano107 calls [$8 USD]
>You have options at Table 128206 Table!.
consilience raises [$25 USD]
hariza folds.
Logomanden folds.
silvano107 calls [$18 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
>You have options at Table 134420 (No DP) Table!.
consilience is all-In.
silvano107 calls [$68.60 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
** Dealing River **
consilience shows a pair of Kings.
silvano107 shows a pair of Fours.
consilience wins $197.20 USD from the main pot with a pair of Kings.
Logomanden has left the table.
#Game No : 6836722977

Hand 2

***** Hand History for Game 6836699402 *****
$200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, March 02, 05:16:36 ET 2008
Table Table 126396 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: hariza ( $293.87 USD )
Seat 4: Macinas ( $205 USD )
Seat 6: consilience ( $39 USD )
Seat 2: Pushmann ( $221.50 USD )
Seat 5: mdma2000 ( $26.75 USD )
mdma2000 posts small blind [$1 USD].
consilience posts big blind [$2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to consilience
Pushmann folds.
Shonuffy has joined the table.
Macinas raises [$8 USD]
mdma2000 calls [$7 USD]
consilience is all-In.
Macinas folds.
mdma2000 folds.
consilience does not show cards.
consilience wins $55 USD

Hand 3

#Game No : 6836700737
***** Hand History for Game 6838694037 *****
$200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, March 02, 16:27:18 ET 2008
Table Table 126832 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: faedundee ( $214.90 USD )
Seat 3: NicK7000 ( $284.50 USD )
Seat 5: Timebuster7 ( $88.15 USD )
Seat 6: Vthefoxtrio ( $114.01 USD )
Seat 1: consilience ( $47.15 USD )
Seat 4: SinCity23 ( $200 USD )
consilience posts small blind [$1 USD].
faedundee posts big blind [$2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to consilience
NicK7000 folds.
>You have options at Table 128208 Table!.
Timebuster7 raises [$4 USD]
Vthefoxtrio calls [$4 USD]
consilience calls [$3 USD]
faedundee calls [$2 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
consilience checks.
faedundee checks.
>You have options at Table 128208 Table!.
Timebuster7 bets [$40 USD]
>You have options at Table 127024 (No DP) Table!.
Vthefoxtrio folds.
consilience is all-In.
faedundee folds.
Timebuster7 calls [$3.15 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
** Dealing River **
Timebuster7 shows a pair of Nines.
consilience shows two pairs, Queens and Tens.
consilience wins $100.30 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Queens and Tens.
SinCity23 has left the table.
#Game No : 6838698679

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