When I was in high school, my parents went out of town, and I was left in charge of the family dog, a german sheppard.
I fed it burnt hot dogs one day, and it proceded to crap in every room in the house and lets just say it wasn't easy to clean up.
The way I played this hand really reminded me of that experience!
It even smelled the same.
RESULTS:
Villain folded probably out of pure confusion because I don't know what I'm repping here.
I think if I feel that he's going to all my flop CR (which is what I want to do there), then just fold pf.