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Postby Felonius_Monk » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:53 pm

Tried to post this last night but it wasn't working. here goes again....


So I won a pot today in a PLO8 $100 game at crypto. not especially unusual. However, the response of the loser was.... I've played with this person before, she's usually courteous or at least quiet. I didn't understand why, after basically butchering the hand, she got a fly in her arse. Very funny and I had a great time winding her up, so much so I decided to bring it back up after the converstaion was kind of finished :lol: . I can understand people an opponent if he sucked out by playing horribly, but in this instance the villian played the hand dreadfully and got what was deserved, and then berated me about it. perhaps it was just the frustration of getting pushed out of things by my aggression on occasions, and trying to find a single hand that might play (i.e. a low draw), but in all honesty, not the best way to deal with it!

See what you think.

Game #1100205613: Omaha H/L PL ($0.50/$1) - 2005/10/19 - 23:48:30 (UK)
Table "Gulfport" Seat 5 is the button.
Seat 1: boomersoo ($89.50 in chips)
Seat 2: golvir ($67.42 in chips)
Seat 3: bangy ($50.53 in chips)
Seat 4: ME ($241 in chips)
Seat 5: Big__mal ($119.87 in chips)
Seat 6: ZLadyDi ($33.45 in chips)
Seat 7: MGGeorgie ($65.27 in chips)
Seat 9: bosstrips ($63.94 in chips)
Seat 10: BigLaury ($39.93 in chips)
ZLadyDi: posts small blind $0.50
MGGeorgie: posts big blind $1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to ME [3c Ah 9c 2h]
bosstrips: calls $1
BigLaury: folds
boomersoo: folds
golvir: calls $1
bangy: folds
ME: raises to $5.50
Big__mal: folds
ZLadyDi: calls $5
MGGeorgie: folds
bosstrips: calls $4.50
golvir: folds
----- FLOP ----- [2s 7h Jd]
ZLadyDi: checks
bosstrips: checks
ME: bets $18.50
ZLadyDi: calls $18.50
bosstrips: folds
----- TURN ----- [2s 7h Jd][9d]
ZLadyDi: checks
ME: bets $55.50
ZLadyDi: is all-in $9.45
Returned uncalled bets $46.05 to ME
----- RIVER ----- [2s 7h Jd 9d][Qs]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
ME: shows [3c Ah 9c 2h] (Two Pairs, Nines and Twos, Queen high)
ZLadyDi: shows [3d 6h Ac 4s] (High Card Ace)
ME collected $71.40 from Main pot

I fired on the flop against two tightish opponents who checked because the board was so raggy, and of course I had the low draw and a pair as back up so I'm only worried if I get check-raised. After the flop call it's clear my opponent has a low draw, perhaps with something mediocre for high, so after I turn two pair and it's checked it's a pretty easy all in for her last few bucks.

Opponent, on the other hand, had nothing on the flop save a low draw, and called a pot sized bet from a player who raised preflop and was thus clearly ahead (even though in the event I didn't have much). Sucky in the extreme.

Then this....

Dealer: Game #1100205613, ME wins pot ($71.40) with HI: Two Pairs, Nines and Twos, Queen high
ZLadyDi: what a joke
bangy: no thats not it
golvir: now that sounds a trustworthy site
ZLadyDi: see how long you can get away with that!
ZLadyDi: ME - what a joke!
bangy: just check out empire something is wrong where u gettin info
ME: how long can i get away with what?
ZLadyDi: that kind of muscling
ZLadyDi: muscles turn to flab
ZLadyDi: you'll see
ME: so long as you keep calling along with garbage i guess
ZLadyDi: I imagine you have major swings in this game with your bad play
Dealer: Game #1100205623, boomersoo wins pot ($4)
ZLadyDi: you're a fool
bangy: me
ZLadyDi: if you had half a brain, you'd be a halfwit
ZLadyDi: no - ME
ZLadyDi: total dimwit
ME: how was that bad?
golvir: lol
ZLadyDi: just keep up your muscleman tactics - you'll see how it was bad
boomersoo: (I know I wasnt asked but if you are looking for a good site... check pokerbonussites.com
ME: you had no hand and i knew it, you had no chips to push me off or bluff out, I had you beat all the way and you called a hand to draw to get your chips back...
ZLadyDi: you were lucky - without it you're DEAD
ME: fair enough, you keep calling along with nothing
ZLadyDi: thx, boomer
ZLadyDi: you're a fool, ME
ME: i'll keep betting the best hand
ME: you keep playing along with garbage
ME: i am sure it'll work out for you
ZLadyDi: you're a fool - with air between your ears
ZLadyDi: air head
ME: shush, im trying to concentrate on counting your money
Dealer: Game #1100205633, BigLaury wins pot ($32.50) with LO: 6,4,3,2,A
Dealer: Game #1100205633, bosstrips wins pot ($32.50) with HI: A Flush, Ace high
ZLadyDi: fool
ZLadyDi: I bought in 20 '
ZLadyDi: so what's the big deal?
ME: grow up
ZLadyDi: shut up
ME: no big deal, you brought it up by flaming me after you threw your stack away on nothing
ZLadyDi: you had nothing also, dummie - just a bigger kicker
ZLadyDi: in case you didn't know
boomersoo: probably only low but
ME: wouldnt mind getting flamed if i actually sucked out on you but you just p1ssed your money away so there ya go
Dealer: Game #1100358243, bosstrips wins pot ($14.25)
ZLadyDi: your 9 beat me - and you had exactly what I suspected - nothing
ZLadyDi: no - you were lucky - that's all
ZLadyDi: nothing else
ZLadyDi: I knew you had nothing - that
ME: have it your way
ZLadyDi: s how bad you play
Dealer: Game #1100358253, bosstrips wins pot ($3.50) with HI: A Flush, King high
Dealer: Game #1100358263, boomersoo wins pot ($17.25)
Dealer: Game #1100358273, bosstrips wins pot ($2.50)
ME: lol i had you canned all the way in that hand you're whining about, just checked the history
ZLadyDi: you're an i
ZLadyDi: d
ZLadyDi: i
ZLadyDi: o
ZLadyDi: t
ME: yawn
ME: done talking to you now, child
ZLadyDi: fool
Dealer: Game #1100358283, boomersoo wins pot ($19.25) with LO: 8,6,3,2,A
Dealer: Game #1100358283, bosstrips wins pot ($19.25) with HI: A Straight, Ten high
Dealer: Game #1100358293, ME wins pot ($4.75)
ZLadyDi: muscle - between the ears
Dealer: Game #1100358303, BigLaury wins pot ($48.93) with LO: 6,4,3,2,A
Dealer: Game #1100358303, sixpac wins pot ($48.93) with HI: A Full House, Sixes full of Threes
ME: i cannot understand why you're so upset about losing a little pot that you messed up... bizarre behaviour
Dealer: Game #1100358313, bosstrips wins pot ($60.92) with LO: 7,5,3,2,A
Dealer: Game #1100358313, bosstrips wins pot ($60.92) with HI: A Full House, Aces full of Nines
ZLadyDi: ok
ZLadyDi: j
ZLadyDi: e
ZLadyDi: r
ZLadyDi: k

Wierd thing was that I HADN'T actually been playing that aggressively for me!

Monk
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A licky boom boom down.
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Postby briachek » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:23 pm

i have to say that i'm a bit disappointed monk. There wasn't enough cursing and insults as I come to expect from you in a trash talking match.
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Postby GooperMC » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:40 pm

Bri, I don't know, I think "ME: shush, im trying to concentrate on counting your money " is a pretty good line.
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Postby briachek » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:28 pm

Brian [Js][9s]
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Postby Kuso » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:28 am

you're slipping, monk. only one zinger?

to quote... "yawn".

:wink:



anyway, what kind of crack was she on... also, only two full stacks at the table? wtf?
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Postby GooperMC » Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:51 pm

I guess I am just easy to please.
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:08 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:12 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Kuso » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:34 pm

the VD... i mean vandamm post is better.

nice one, you classless...

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