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[lamaros]

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#1 Fiend: checks
bobfred27: folds
shofu: calls $0.10
wink4: folds
lamaros: calls $0.10
jason2890: raises $0.55 to $0.65
Wizard42: folds
drdaveson: folds
ppm1407: folds
#1 Fiend: folds
shofu: raises $1.65 to $2.30
lamaros: folds
jason2890: raises $1.90 to $4.20 and is all-in
shofu: calls $1.60 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Js 6d 3s]
*** TURN *** [Js 6d 3s]
*** RIVER *** [Js 6d 3s Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shofu: shows [8c Td Tc 8d] (three of a kind, Tens)
jason2890: mucks hand
jason2890 said, "nice catch"
shofu collected $7.75 from pot
Seat 5: jason2890 mucked [Qh Kc 8h Qs]

shofu said, "ty"
jason2890 said, "had u killed preflop"
lamaros said, "lol"
shofu said, "killed?"
jason2890 said, "AA/QQ"
lamaros said, "you only had qq."
shofu said, "aaqq huh?"
jason2890 said, "not double suited though"
lamaros said, "we know what oyu had silly boy."
jason2890 said, "what? no u dont"
lamaros said, "lol"

jason2890 said, "i mucked"
lamaros said, "yes. you did."
jason2890 said, "so u didnt know my hand"

shofu said, "by the way u were 3-2 favorite..killed?"
lamaros said, "i have a hack, i can see mucked cards."
jason2890 said, "haha okay.."
jason2890 said, "what was my hand then?"
shofu said, "qqk8"
lamaros said, "like your QQ k8s"
lamaros said, "which is a pretty ****tyt hand, really."
jason2890 said, "isn't that like...illegal?"
lamaros said, "stupidity should be illegal"
lamaros said, "unfortunatly you still live."
jason2890 said, "funny how a guy with a hack doesn't even have the chip lead though"
shofu said, "actually in a casino u can request a players mucked hand"
shofu said, "hack??"
shofu said, "lol"
lamaros said, "shhh"
jason2890 said, "well he admitted it"

Dealt to lamaros [Ks Js Td Qh]

lamaros said, "i have a hack to see mucked cards."
jason2890 said, "what do i have now, lamaros?"
lamaros said, "it's true."
lamaros said, "only mucked cards"
shofu said, "its not appreciated much, but in a heads up situation its ok"


Wizard42: calls $0.10
drdaveson: calls $0.10
ppm1407: folds
#1 Fiend: folds
bobfred27: folds
shofu: folds
wink4: calls $0.10
lamaros: calls $0.05
jason2890: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7s 6s]
lamaros: bets $0.50
jason2890: calls $0.50
Wizard42: folds
drdaveson: calls $0.50
wink4: folds
*** TURN *** [Qs 7s 6s]

lamaros said, "i hope you dont have a flush"
lamaros said, "that's for sure."
lamaros: bets $1.90
jason2890 said, "i hope the board pairs"
jason2890: calls $1.90
drdaveson: folds
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7s 6s 9d]
lamaros: bets $5.55
jason2890: calls $0.50 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lamaros: shows [Ks Js Td Qh] (a flush, King high)
jason2890: mucks hand
lamaros collected $6.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6.80 | Rake $0.30
Board [Qs 7s 6s 9d 2s]
Seat 4: lamaros (small blind) showed [Ks Js Td Qh] and won ($6.50) with a flush, King high
Seat 5: jason2890 (big blind) mucked [4h 5d 3s 9s]

[briachek]

I love when people lie about their hands and don't realize you can check the hand history and see exactly what they have. Its one of the easiest way to tell who the ATM is.

[teknipper]