Trash Talking

[briachek]

Don't trash talk unless you know how to do it. My best trash talking is when people give me more to work with but he couldn't come up with a good line to save his life.

Katsumoto: nice catch fish
briachek: yup
briachek: i'm swimming in your money right now <-----(I've used this line before, but he doesn't know that )
Jedburgh: he he
Katsumoto: you suck
rkayn: lol
Katsumoto: you're just getting lucky
Katsumoto: you'll give it back
briachek: uh huh
Katsumoto: you always do
briachek: so don't leave, you'll want some of it
briachek: i always do? have we played together much?
briachek: all i remember doing is winning
Katsumoto: lucky moron
briachek: duh
Katsumoto: wow-you catch cards
Katsumoto: you're so good
Dealer: Game #1220400713, Katsumoto wins pot ($52) with A Full House, Sevens full of Sixes
Jedburgh: no bottle
briachek: thanks for noticing
Katsumoto: fish
Katsumoto: fish
Dealer: Game #1220400723, Alis03122 wins pot ($14.75)
briachek: yes, we've established that, no need to repeat yourself
Katsumoto: you're such a fish
Katsumoto: stupid
briachek: ok, get some new material
Dealer: Game #1220400733, briachek wins pot ($2)
briachek: buy a thesaurus
Katsumoto: catch catching fish
briachek: well i may have sucked out, but now you are the one that looks like a moron in this conversation
briachek: so just shhhhhh
Katsumoto: awful at poker
Jedburgh: true
Katsumoto: you're awful at poker
Katsumoto: moron
briachek: still weak
briachek: want me to help you insult me?
Dealer: Game #1220456643, Jedburgh wins pot ($14)
briachek: because you can't seem to get it done by yourself
Katsumoto: it's the truth
Katsumoto: you're bad at poker
Katsumoto: it's just the truth
Dealer: Watch your language!
briachek: you've determine that in such a short period?
Katsumoto: you're play shows as much
Dealer: Watch your language!
Dealer: Game #1220456653, Jedburgh wins pot ($14.25) with A Pair of Aces, King high
briachek: from one hand?
briachek: you must be nostradamus
rkayn: OK so he's terrible at poker.
briachek: and Kat is terrible at trash talk
briachek: those are the facts i guess
rkayn: So who's the moron who's trying to drive him away?
briachek: lol
Dealer: Game #1220456663, mschlegel wins pot ($24.75) with A Straight, Ace high
briachek: this is keeping me here, not driving me away
rkayn: I like having bad players at my table
briachek: keep them coming, i want to hear the next gem
briachek: looks like he's given up while he's behind
briachek: ok, i guess i better get rolling with kat's money while i still have it
briachek: need to buy a new castle for my fish tank

On a side note, I hate interpoker as they filter out some questionable words like "god" and "cocksucker" so I couldn't really go full out.

[MecosKing]

WEll, low content or not, its hard to resist a bit of trash talking! Interesting day today, as i have not had a table where ive got serious back and forth going on in quite some time, but today it seemed like every table had a mizor at it who was just begging for it.

VTHokie09: i am just too good for this table
VTHokie09: it seems sort of unfair
AKsoGay: what that your gay?
AKsoGay: i know, sucks to be born that way, eh?
AKsoGay: Mustve been wierd, all those urges to dress in mommies lace nighties at five years old!
geldart: there you go we have a match
VTHokie09: we established earlier that shortstacks arent allowed to speak at this table
VTHokie09: so either reload or shut up
VTHokie09: or win some pots you broke idiot
AKsoGay: haha yeah im broke
VTHokie09: learn how to play the game
AKsoGay: these are my case funds PLEEZE PLEEZE dont take em from me!
VTHokie09: all you are is a broke idiot
AKsoGay: Listen sucking good player XXXX doesnt make you a good player, you know that right?
VTHokie09: that was a terrible joke
AKsoGay: oh i wasnt joking
geldart: lol
AKsoGay: but okay
VTHokie09: well then i feel sorry for you
AKsoGay: yep ill never experience anal extasy - sad, i know, but o well.
VTHokie09: all i know is that you two are about to be some broke railbirds
i might lend you 50 bucks if you suck my XXXX
LEND me $50 if i suck it?
yes
AKsoGay: Man you drive a harder bargain than your mom does ill tellya

AKsoGay: although in your defense nickel apeice BJs are hard to beat
AKsoGay: howd you manage to lose with a powerhouse like K3s?
VTHokie09: it happens to the best of us
AKsoGay: sooted connectors eh
AKsoGay: tough beat champ
VTHokie09: you're kind of funny
VTHokie09: but kind of gay too
AKsoGay: take the bad with the good i spose right?
VTHokie09: ok shut up
VTHokie09: you're done
AKsoGay: well we can talk about something else then like current events
AKsoGay: Currently, you are a XXXXsucking faggot, same as yesterday
AKsoGay: does that count as an event?
[NOTE: This is rapidly becoming one of my favorite lines}
AKsoGay: welp im done
wow you won some big time money (I WON ABOUT $180 or so)
AKsoGay: seriously ive got your mom for seven years with this monster win

So went my little flame fest. god times.

[Guest]

[Rhound50]

Mecos knows he needs help, that why his going to be a lawyer so that being a devaint, demented SOB is completely acceptable.

[MecosKing]

[Cactus Jack]

[EscapePlan9]

Mecos doesn't need any help! His trash talking is golden!

[MVPSPORTS]

[briachek]

[Cactus Jack]