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Postby GooperMC » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:20 am

This isn't as good as some of the stuff you guys post, but I was six tabling at the time so I had limited concentration.

***** Hand History for Game 3057761281 *****
$25 PL Omaha Hi/Lo - Friday, November 18, 22:49:17 EDT 2005
Table Table 65857 (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: IFoldedKings ( $26.02 )
Seat 2: Two_Sevn_Off ( $29.42 )
Seat 3: jujuwang ( $11.28 )
Seat 4: btmzup ( $27.27 )
Seat 5: markmark329 ( $25.60 )
Seat 6: W_MBertram ( $14.32 )
Seat 7: IronDragon1 ( $29.99 )
Seat 8: ctwin4sh_t ( $19.55 )
Seat 9: FRED1057 ( $109 )
Seat 10: Luxorr ( $8.82 )
IFoldedKings posts small blind [$0.10].
Two_Sevn_Off posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Two_Sevn_Off [ 8c Ah 5s 3h ]
jujuwang calls [$0.25].
btmzup folds.
markmark329 folds.
W_MBertram folds.
IronDragon1 calls [$0.25].
ctwin4sh_t folds.
Luxorr folds.
IFoldedKings folds.
Two_Sevn_Off checks.
>You have options at Table 66590 Table!.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ts, 8d, 5h ]
Two_Sevn_Off checks.
jujuwang checks.
>You have options at Table 66590 Table!.
IronDragon1 checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8s ]
>You have options at Table 68464 Table!.
Two_Sevn_Off bets [$0.85].
>You have options at Table 68464 Table!.
jujuwang folds.
>You have options at Table 64914 Table!.
IronDragon1 raises [$1.70].
Two_Sevn_Off calls [$0.85].
** Dealing River ** [ 2s ]
Two_Sevn_Off bets [$4.05].
IronDragon1 raises [$8.10].
Two_Sevn_Off is all-In.
IronDragon1 calls [$19.37].
IronDragon1 shows [ 4s, 2d, Js, As ] a flush, ace high.
IronDragon1 shows 8,5,4,2,A for low.
Two_Sevn_Off shows [ 8c, Ah, 5s, 3h ] a full house, Eights full of fives.
Two_Sevn_Off shows 8,5,3,2,A for low.
Two_Sevn_Off wins $28.12 from the main pot with a full house, Eights full of fives.
Two_Sevn_Off wins Lo ($28.12) from the main pot with 8,5,3,2,A.


IronDragon1: WOIW
IronDragon1: THAT WAS BULLXXXX
Two_Sevn_Off: I liked it
IronDragon1: JUST XXXXING BULLXXXX
IronDragon1: XXXX YOU FAGGOT
Two_Sevn_Off: you are just bitter because you misplayed your hand
IronDragon1: WRONG
Two_Sevn_Off: Says the man who has 1.17 left in his stack
IronDragon1: MORON
IronDragon1: XXXX YOU
IronDragon1: MORONREUSLTS ORIENTED XXXXSUCKING MORON
IronDragon1: XXXXING BUY A CLUE
Two_Sevn_Off: Can I use your money to buy one of those?

He didn't respond to that. Happy fishing!
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Postby Ojingo » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:42 pm

He did play that pretty horrible indeed, although I think you should always resist the temptation to point that out to him.
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Postby GooperMC » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:49 pm

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Postby briachek » Sat Nov 19, 2005 3:13 pm

so you being ahead on every street and winning is horrible? got to love how people view things.
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Postby Xaston » Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:56 pm

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