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Postby MecosKing » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:02 am

Okay so maybe its not runner runner perfect / perfect but cmon now. take a look at this one. How retarded is this?

Dealt to AKsoGay [ Kh Qh ]
trafalgar12 folds.
SukMyJaggon folds.
TWMBH138 folds.
strickerpete calls [$10].
AKsoGay raises [$15].
ernmeister calls [$10].
strickerpete calls [$10].
>You have options at Table 66186 Table!.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ac, Th, Jh ]
AKsoGay bets [$10].
ernmeister folds.
strickerpete calls [$10].
>You have options at Table 66186 Table!.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8d ]
AKsoGay checks.
strickerpete checks.
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
AKsoGay bets [$20].
>You have options at Table 66186 Table!.
strickerpete raises [$40].
AKsoGay raises [$40].
>You have options at Table 66186 Table!.
strickerpete calls [$20].
AKsoGay shows [ Kh, Qh ] a straight, ten to ace.
strickerpete shows [ Ks, 7d ] a straight, ten to ace.
strickerpete wins $98.50 from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.
AKsoGay wins $98.50 from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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Postby MecosKing » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:06 am

fine fine i checked on the turn. Rest assured though, that mizor would have called a bet. I was hopin hed represent the ace. the ACE! LOL with the stone cold nuts, and a redraw to... uhm...OH YEAH-- THE STONE COLD NUTS!I I HATE MIZORS.
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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Postby rdale » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:25 am

Don't redraws to the stone cold nuts only count for bragging rights when playing omaha?
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Postby stickdude » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:01 am

Worst beat ever? Try having both of your hole cards counterfeited when you flop a straight, and then we'll talk...

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 (real money), hand #1,565,492,359
Table Douala, 8 Dec 2005 2:40 PM ET

Seat 1: seppoe
Seat 2: A_Dogs_Life
Seat 3: skybear
Seat 4: klink28
Seat 5: stickdude [ 2D,3S ]
Seat 6: AndersRap
Seat 7: Niko23x
Seat 8: maene
Seat 10: dorisytoby
ANTES/BLINDS
klink28 posts blind ($0.25), stickdude posts blind ($0.50).

PRE-FLOP
AndersRap folds, Niko23x calls $0.50, maene folds, dorisytoby folds, seppoe calls $0.50, A_Dogs_Life folds, skybear folds, klink28 calls $0.25, stickdude checks.

FLOP [board cards 5S,4C,AH ]
klink28 bets $0.50, stickdude bets $1, Niko23x folds, seppoe folds, klink28 bets $1, stickdude bets $1, klink28 calls $0.50.

TURN [board cards 5S,4C,AH,3H ]
klink28 bets $1, stickdude bets $2, klink28 calls $1.

RIVER [board cards 5S,4C,AH,3H,2S ]
klink28 bets $1, stickdude calls $1.

SHOWDOWN
klink28 shows [ 10S,AS ]
stickdude shows [ 2D,3S ]
klink28 wins $5.75, stickdude wins $5.75.

SUMMARY
Dealer: skybear
Pot: $12 | Rake: $0.50
seppoe loses $0.50
A_Dogs_Life loses $0
skybear loses $0
klink28 bets $5.50, collects $5.75, net $0.25
stickdude bets $5.50, collects $5.75, net $0.25
AndersRap loses $0
Niko23x loses $0.50
maene loses $0
dorisytoby loses $0
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:09 am

Did anyone see the hand by Ale_k I think where he assraped some dude outta flopped quads with a runner runner straight flush...???? I think this contest has been decided already...
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Postby stickdude » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:25 am

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You cracked my Aces... prepare to die"
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Postby stickdude » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:27 am

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You cracked my Aces... prepare to die"
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Postby iceman5 » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:39 pm

I flopped quads and lost to runner runner perfect perfect str8 flush.

Flop [6s][7s][6c].

I had [6d][6h]
He had [Ad][5s]

Id like to see someone beat that for worst bad beat ever.
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Postby stickdude » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:30 pm

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You cracked my Aces... prepare to die"
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Postby The Golden 1 » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:40 pm

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Postby stickdude » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:03 pm

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You cracked my Aces... prepare to die"
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Postby iceman5 » Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:05 pm

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Postby redhouse » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:41 pm

So where would a set of aces beat by someone drawing to a runner runner 3 high flush rank on this scale?
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Postby AlexMR » Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:59 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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