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[phatlad]

Sums up my night at B2B. I still *love* playing there. But jesus christ, that bitch variance fucking anally raped me last night with no lube or a reacharound.

I lost Aces to Kings twice.
I lost Kings to KINGS.

The final travesty was this nugget.
On the button with . Four limpers. I call.
Flop:

Checked around to me. I bet minimum. UTG, who has me covered, pushes all in. I call

Turn:
River

He flips over [2c]

I now have a hole in my wall and a new fish on the list.

[k3nt]

U have got to be friggin kidding me. That's insane.

[Stoneburg]

You're making it up.

[MTPaid]

I was just gonna post about the schmuck that played 35 offsuit from UTG+1 and beat my top 2 pair (Q's&J's) with trips on the river. But after this I'll just keep my mouth shut.

[phatlad]

[Senomar]

UTG went all in with Ac 2c 5c?

[ua1176]

if that last one is true....thats probably the most ridiculous beat i've ever heard of.

jon

[emmasdad]

[Juskimo]

It is the worst beat possible, but there are a ton of situations that are "perfect" 2 card scenearios. runner runner quads, runner runner sf. Ok so there are two situations that are 2 card scenearios.

-Jus

[Stoneburg]

My most ridiculous beat so far:

I have
Opponent #1 has
Opponent #2 has

Flop comes

We get it all in. A3s is a shortstack so the side pot between me and AKo is as big as the main pot.

Turn:

River:

There are no two worse cards that can come for me obviously. Shorty hit's runner runner flush to scoop the main pot and mr AK who is drawing dead counterfeits both my cards for a split. Any other cards and I make a profit. I was just shaking my head, it was too unplausible for me to get upset.