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Postby phatlad » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:38 pm

Sums up my night at B2B. I still *love* playing there. But jesus christ, that bitch variance fucking anally raped me last night with no lube or a reacharound.

I lost Aces to Kings twice.
I lost Kings to KINGS.

The final travesty was this nugget.
On the button with [Ah] [Js] . Four limpers. I call.
Flop: [Ac] [Jh] [Jd]

Checked around to me. I bet minimum. UTG, who has me covered, pushes all in. I call

Turn: [3c]
River [4c]

He flips over [5c][2c]

I now have a hole in my wall and a new fish on the list.
If you're gonna play trash, expect it to get taken out.

(I hate those people who quote themselves, but that's one of my original lines).
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Postby k3nt » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:55 am

U have got to be friggin kidding me. That's insane.
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Postby Stoneburg » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:42 pm

You're making it up.
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Postby MTPaid » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:08 pm

I was just gonna post about the schmuck that played 35 offsuit from UTG+1 and beat my top 2 pair (Q's&J's) with trips on the river. But after this I'll just keep my mouth shut.
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Postby phatlad » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:18 pm

If you're gonna play trash, expect it to get taken out.

(I hate those people who quote themselves, but that's one of my original lines).
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Postby Senomar » Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:14 am

UTG went all in with Ac 2c 5c?

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Postby ua1176 » Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:39 am

if that last one is true....thats probably the most ridiculous beat i've ever heard of.

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Postby emmasdad » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:23 am

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Postby Juskimo » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:45 am

It is the worst beat possible, but there are a ton of situations that are "perfect" 2 card scenearios. runner runner quads, runner runner sf. Ok so there are two situations that are 2 card scenearios.

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[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

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Postby Stoneburg » Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:14 pm

My most ridiculous beat so far:

I have [7d] [8d]
Opponent #1 has [As] [Kc]
Opponent #2 has [Ac] [3c]

Flop comes [4d] [5c] [6h]

We get it all in. A3s is a shortstack so the side pot between me and AKo is as big as the main pot.

Turn: [7c]

River: [8c]

There are no two worse cards that can come for me obviously. Shorty hit's runner runner flush to scoop the main pot and mr AK who is drawing dead counterfeits both my cards for a split. Any other cards and I make a profit. I was just shaking my head, it was too unplausible for me to get upset.
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