The Stupidest People Ever to Sit at a Poker Table ($20 FR)

[MTPaid]

At one point I had to make sure I was sitting at a real money table. The following hands were in consecutive order. I will post if I am skipping any hands in between. I couldn't believe what I was seeing though. Lotta hands, but really funny.

Bambi 4914904-46047 Holdem No Limit $0.10/$0.20
[Mar 17 21:10:56] : Hand Start.
[Mar 17 21:10:56] : Seat 1 : wardides has $35.20
[Mar 17 21:10:56] : Seat 2 : mike63mcb has $9.39
[Mar 17 21:10:56] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has $8.15
[Mar 17 21:10:56] : Seat 4 : chikera has $9.16
[Mar 17 21:10:56] : Seat 5 : pool dog has $11.41
[Mar 17 21:10:56] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has $39.27
[Mar 17 21:10:56] : Seat 7 : dougiebear has $18.67
[Mar 17 21:10:56] : Seat 9 : Cogster has $18.52
[Mar 17 21:10:56] : MTPaid is the dealer.
[Mar 17 21:10:56] : dougiebear posted small blind.
[Mar 17 21:10:57] : Cogster posted big blind.
[Mar 17 21:10:57] : Game [46047] started with 8 players.
[Mar 17 21:10:57] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Mar 17 21:10:57] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has [Js]
[Mar 17 21:11:02] : wardides folded.
[Mar 17 21:11:02] : mike63mcb called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:11:05] : kdog012 called $0.20 and raised $7.95 and is All-in
[Mar 17 21:11:44] : chikera folded.
[Mar 17 21:11:49] : pool dog folded.
[Mar 17 21:11:49] : MTPaid folded.
[Mar 17 21:11:50] : dougiebear folded.
[Mar 17 21:11:58] : Cogster folded.
[Mar 17 21:11:58] : mike63mcb folded.
[Mar 17 21:12:00] : kdog012 wins $0.70 as the last player standing
[Mar 17 21:12:03] : Hand is over.


Bambi 4914904-46048 Holdem No Limit $0.10/$0.20
[Mar 17 21:12:03] : Hand Start.
[Mar 17 21:12:03] : Seat 1 : wardides has $35.20
[Mar 17 21:12:03] : Seat 2 : mike63mcb has $9.19
[Mar 17 21:12:03] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has $8.65
[Mar 17 21:12:03] : Seat 4 : chikera has $9.16
[Mar 17 21:12:03] : Seat 5 : pool dog has $11.41
[Mar 17 21:12:03] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has $39.27
[Mar 17 21:12:03] : Seat 7 : dougiebear has $18.57
[Mar 17 21:12:03] : Seat 8 : LesChantsDe has $40
[Mar 17 21:12:03] : Seat 9 : Cogster has $18.32
[Mar 17 21:12:03] : dougiebear is the dealer.
[Mar 17 21:12:03] : LesChantsDe will be allowed to play after the button.
[Mar 17 21:12:04] : Cogster posted small blind.
[Mar 17 21:12:06] : wardides posted big blind.
[Mar 17 21:12:06] : Game [46048] started with 8 players.
[Mar 17 21:12:06] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Mar 17 21:12:06] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has [Qd]
[Mar 17 21:12:09] : mike63mcb folded.
[Mar 17 21:12:12] : kdog012 called $0.20 and raised $8.44
[Mar 17 21:11:57] : chikera has 10 seconds to respond.
[Mar 17 21:11:59] : chikera called $8.64
[Mar 17 21:12:01] : pool dog folded.
[Mar 17 21:12:02] : MTPaid folded.
[Mar 17 21:12:47] : dougiebear has 10 seconds to respond.
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : dougiebear folded.
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : Cogster folded.
[Mar 17 21:12:54] : wardides folded.
[Mar 17 21:12:54] : Dealing flop.
[Mar 17 21:12:54] : Board cards [As][Js]
[Mar 17 21:12:58] : kdog012 bet $0.01 and is All-in
[Mar 17 21:12:58] : Under-Raise rules are now in effect.
[Mar 17 21:13:03] : chikera called $0.01
[Mar 17 21:13:04] : Showdown!
[Mar 17 21:13:06] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has [Ks]
[Mar 17 21:13:06] : Seat 4 : chikera has [Kd]
[Mar 17 21:13:12] : Board cards [9c As Js Jh 3h]
[Mar 17 21:13:12] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has Ad Ks
[Mar 17 21:13:12] : kdog012 has Two Pair: Aces and Jacks
[Mar 17 21:13:12] : Seat 4 : chikera has 5h Kd
[Mar 17 21:13:12] : chikera has Pair: Jacks
[Mar 17 21:13:12] : kdog012 wins $16.72 with Two Pair: Aces and Jacks
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : Hand is over.

Ok, jackass went all-in preflop 2 hands in a row, so you would loosen up a little, but [Kd]????

Bambi 4914904-46049 Holdem No Limit $0.10/$0.20
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : Hand Start.
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : Seat 1 : wardides has $35
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : Seat 2 : mike63mcb has $9.19
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has $16.72
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : Seat 4 : chikera has $0.51
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : Seat 5 : pool dog has $11.41
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has $39.27
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : Seat 7 : dougiebear has $18.57
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : Seat 8 : LesChantsDe has $40
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : Seat 9 : Cogster has $18.22
[Mar 17 21:12:52] : Cogster is the dealer.
[Mar 17 21:12:53] : wardides posted small blind.
[Mar 17 21:12:54] : mike63mcb posted big blind.
[Mar 17 21:13:04] : LesChantsDe has 10 seconds to respond.
[Mar 17 21:13:08] : LesChantsDe posted big blind.
[Mar 17 21:13:08] : Game [46049] started with 9 players.
[Mar 17 21:13:08] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Mar 17 21:13:08] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has [4h]
[Mar 17 21:13:12] : kdog012 called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:13:51] : chikera called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:13:54] : pool dog called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:13:55] : MTPaid folded.
[Mar 17 21:13:57] : dougiebear called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:14:01] : LesChantsDe checked.
[Mar 17 21:14:01] : Cogster called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:14:03] : wardides folded.
[Mar 17 21:14:05] : mike63mcb raised $0.20
[Mar 17 21:14:07] : kdog012 called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:14:11] : chikera called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:14:15] : pool dog folded.
[Mar 17 21:13:47] : dougiebear called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:13:53] : LesChantsDe folded.
[Mar 17 21:14:08] : Cogster called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:14:08] : Dealing flop.
[Mar 17 21:14:08] : Board cards [7c][2s]
[Mar 17 21:14:11] : mike63mcb bet $0.40
[Mar 17 21:14:16] : kdog012 called $0.40 and raised $15.92 and is All-in
[Mar 17 21:14:49] : chikera called $0.11 and is All-in
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : dougiebear folded.
[Mar 17 21:15:03] : Cogster folded.
[Mar 17 21:15:14] : mike63mcb called $8.39 and is All-in
[Mar 17 21:15:15] : Showdown!
[Mar 17 21:14:47] : Seat 2 : mike63mcb has [Kh]
[Mar 17 21:14:47] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has [Tc]
[Mar 17 21:14:47] : Seat 4 : chikera has [5s]
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : Board cards [3h 7c 2s Jh 5h]
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has 7d Tc
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : kdog012 has Pair: 7s
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : Seat 2 : mike63mcb has Ac Kh
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : mike63mcb has High Card : Ace
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : kdog012 wins $16.50 with Pair: 7s
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has 7d Tc
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : kdog012 has Pair: 7s
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : Seat 4 : chikera has 4s 5s
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : chikera has Pair: 5s
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : Seat 2 : mike63mcb has Ac Kh
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : mike63mcb has High Card : Ace
[Mar 17 21:14:53] : kdog012 wins $2.69 with Pair: 7s
[Mar 17 21:15:08] : Hand is over.

3 in a row, but once again the idiot that calls him has nothing. AK is nice preflop, but when you miss and then call an all-in???

Bambi 4914904-46050 Holdem No Limit $0.10/$0.20
[Mar 17 21:15:08] : Hand Start.
[Mar 17 21:15:08] : Seat 1 : wardides has $34.90
[Mar 17 21:15:08] : Seat 2 : mike63mcb has $0
[Mar 17 21:15:08] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has $26.72
[Mar 17 21:15:08] : Seat 4 : chikera has $17.54
[Mar 17 21:15:08] : Seat 5 : pool dog has $11.21
[Mar 17 21:15:08] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has $39.27
[Mar 17 21:15:08] : Seat 7 : dougiebear has $18.17
[Mar 17 21:15:08] : Seat 8 : LesChantsDe has $39.80
[Mar 17 21:15:08] : Seat 9 : Cogster has $17.82
[Mar 17 21:15:08] : wardides is the dealer.
[Mar 17 21:15:09] : kdog012 posted small blind.
[Mar 17 21:15:10] : chikera posted big blind.
[Mar 17 21:15:10] : Game [46050] started with 8 players.
[Mar 17 21:15:10] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Mar 17 21:15:10] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has [9s]
[Mar 17 21:15:13] : pool dog called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:15:14] : MTPaid folded.
[Mar 17 21:15:47] : dougiebear called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:15:50] : LesChantsDe called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:15:53] : Cogster called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:15:57] : wardides folded.
[Mar 17 21:16:03] : kdog012 called $0.10
[Mar 17 21:16:08] : chikera checked.
[Mar 17 21:16:08] : Dealing flop.
[Mar 17 21:16:08] : Board cards [5d][6h]
[Mar 17 21:16:15] : kdog012 bet $26.52 and is All-in
[Mar 17 21:15:57] : chikera called $17.34 and is All-in
[Mar 17 21:16:01] : pool dog folded.
[Mar 17 21:16:02] : dougiebear folded.
[Mar 17 21:16:16] : LesChantsDe has 10 seconds to respond.
[Mar 17 21:16:53] : LesChantsDe called $26.52
[Mar 17 21:16:53] : Cogster folded.
[Mar 17 21:16:54] : Showdown!
[Mar 17 21:16:56] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has [Jc]
[Mar 17 21:16:56] : Seat 4 : chikera has [7d]
[Mar 17 21:16:56] : Seat 8 : LesChantsDe has [Ts]
[Mar 17 21:17:02] : Board cards [Ks 5d 6h Ad 4h]
[Mar 17 21:17:02] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has Kc Jc
[Mar 17 21:17:02] : kdog012 has Pair: Kings
[Mar 17 21:17:02] : Seat 8 : LesChantsDe has Kd Ts
[Mar 17 21:17:02] : LesChantsDe has Pair: Kings
[Mar 17 21:17:02] : kdog012 wins $17.60 with Pair: Kings
[Mar 17 21:17:02] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has Kc Jc
[Mar 17 21:17:02] : kdog012 has Pair: Kings
[Mar 17 21:17:02] : Seat 4 : chikera has 3s 7d
[Mar 17 21:17:02] : chikera has Straight 76543
[Mar 17 21:17:02] : Seat 8 : LesChantsDe has Kd Ts
[Mar 17 21:17:02] : LesChantsDe has Pair: Kings
[Mar 17 21:17:02] : chikera wins $50.98 with Straight 76543
[Mar 17 21:17:09] : chikera : sweet
[Mar 17 21:16:47] : Hand is over.

He actually got sucked out on this time, but that's 4 hands in a row.

He took 4 hands off, but then here we go again......

Bambi 4914904-46054 Holdem No Limit $0.10/$0.20
[Mar 17 21:22:56] : Hand Start.
[Mar 17 21:22:56] : Seat 1 : wardides has $32.10
[Mar 17 21:22:56] : Seat 2 : mike63mcb has $12.28
[Mar 17 21:22:56] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has $14.60
[Mar 17 21:22:56] : Seat 4 : chikera has $57.84
[Mar 17 21:22:56] : Seat 5 : pool dog has $9.51
[Mar 17 21:22:56] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has $38.97
[Mar 17 21:22:56] : Seat 7 : dougiebear has $15.57
[Mar 17 21:22:56] : Seat 8 : LesChantsDe has $13.08
[Mar 17 21:22:56] : Seat 9 : Cogster has $17.57
[Mar 17 21:22:56] : MTPaid is the dealer.
[Mar 17 21:22:57] : dougiebear posted small blind.
[Mar 17 21:22:57] : LesChantsDe posted big blind.
[Mar 17 21:22:57] : Game [46054] started with 8 players.
[Mar 17 21:22:57] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Mar 17 21:22:57] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has 4c 4d
[Mar 17 21:23:00] : Cogster called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:23:02] : wardides called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:23:02] : mike63mcb folded.
[Mar 17 21:23:07] : kdog012 called $0.20 and raised $14.40 and is All-in
[Mar 17 21:23:10] : pool dog folded.
[Mar 17 21:23:10] : MTPaid folded.
[Mar 17 21:23:15] : dougiebear folded.
[Mar 17 21:23:48] : LesChantsDe folded.
[Mar 17 21:23:50] : Cogster folded.
[Mar 17 21:23:56] : wardides folded.
[Mar 17 21:23:59] : kdog012 wins $0.90 as the last player standing
[Mar 17 21:24:02] : Hand is over.

He skipped the next hand, but then here we go again.....

Bambi 4914904-46056 Holdem No Limit $0.10/$0.20
[Mar 17 21:25:49] : Hand Start.
[Mar 17 21:25:49] : Seat 1 : wardides has $31.90
[Mar 17 21:25:49] : Seat 2 : mike63mcb has $12.28
[Mar 17 21:25:49] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has $14.10
[Mar 17 21:25:49] : Seat 4 : chikera has $57.84
[Mar 17 21:25:49] : Seat 5 : pool dog has $9.11
[Mar 17 21:25:49] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has $45.77
[Mar 17 21:25:49] : Seat 7 : dougiebear has $12.67
[Mar 17 21:25:49] : Seat 8 : LesChantsDe has $12.78
[Mar 17 21:25:49] : Seat 9 : Cogster has $14.57
[Mar 17 21:25:49] : LesChantsDe is the dealer.
[Mar 17 21:25:51] : Cogster posted small blind.
[Mar 17 21:25:51] : wardides posted big blind.
[Mar 17 21:25:51] : Game [46056] started with 8 players.
[Mar 17 21:25:51] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Mar 17 21:25:51] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has 4d 3h
[Mar 17 21:25:57] : mike63mcb called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:26:10] : kdog012 called $0.20 and raised $13.90 and is All-in
[Mar 17 21:26:10] : pool dog folded.
[Mar 17 21:26:11] : MTPaid folded.
[Mar 17 21:26:15] : dougiebear folded.
[Mar 17 21:26:16] : LesChantsDe folded.
[Mar 17 21:26:48] : Cogster folded.
[Mar 17 21:26:50] : wardides folded.
[Mar 17 21:26:50] : mike63mcb folded.
[Mar 17 21:26:52] : kdog012 wins $0.70 as the last player standing
[Mar 17 21:26:55] : Hand is over.

Next hand......

Bambi 4914904-46057 Holdem No Limit $0.10/$0.20
[Mar 17 21:26:55] : Hand Start.
[Mar 17 21:26:55] : Seat 1 : wardides has $31.70
[Mar 17 21:26:55] : Seat 2 : mike63mcb has $12.08
[Mar 17 21:26:55] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has $14.60
[Mar 17 21:26:55] : Seat 4 : chikera has $57.84
[Mar 17 21:26:55] : Seat 5 : pool dog has $9.11
[Mar 17 21:26:55] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has $45.77
[Mar 17 21:26:55] : Seat 7 : dougiebear has $12.67
[Mar 17 21:26:55] : Seat 8 : LesChantsDe has $12.78
[Mar 17 21:26:55] : Seat 9 : Cogster has $14.47
[Mar 17 21:26:55] : Cogster is the dealer.
[Mar 17 21:26:56] : wardides posted small blind.
[Mar 17 21:26:57] : mike63mcb posted big blind.
[Mar 17 21:26:57] : Game [46057] started with 8 players.
[Mar 17 21:26:57] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Mar 17 21:26:57] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has 8h 2c
[Mar 17 21:27:08] : kdog012 called $0.20 and raised $14.40 and is All-in
[Mar 17 21:26:51] : pool dog called $9.11 and is All-in
[Mar 17 21:26:51] : MTPaid folded.
[Mar 17 21:26:51] : dougiebear folded.
[Mar 17 21:26:52] : LesChantsDe folded.
[Mar 17 21:26:55] : Cogster folded.
[Mar 17 21:27:10] : wardides has 10 seconds to respond.
[Mar 17 21:27:55] : wardides did not respond and is folded
[Mar 17 21:27:55] : mike63mcb folded.
[Mar 17 21:27:55] : Showdown!
[Mar 17 21:27:57] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has [Th]
[Mar 17 21:27:57] : Seat 5 : pool dog has [Ts]
[Mar 17 21:28:06] : Board cards [3d][3c][Qd][5d]
[Mar 17 21:28:06] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has 5c Th
[Mar 17 21:28:06] : kdog012 has Two Pair: 10s and 5s
[Mar 17 21:28:06] : Seat 5 : pool dog has Kd Ts
[Mar 17 21:28:06] : pool dog has Flush KQT53
[Mar 17 21:28:06] : pool dog wins $17.60 with Flush KQT53
[Mar 17 21:27:48] : mike63mcb : haha
[Mar 17 21:27:48] : Hand is over.

[Th]....no kidding. Down to $5, but here he goes again.

Bambi 4914904-46058 Holdem No Limit $0.10/$0.20
[Mar 17 21:27:48] : Hand Start.
[Mar 17 21:27:48] : Seat 1 : wardides has $31.60
[Mar 17 21:27:48] : Seat 2 : mike63mcb has $11.88
[Mar 17 21:27:48] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has $5.49
[Mar 17 21:27:48] : Seat 4 : chikera has $57.84
[Mar 17 21:27:48] : Seat 5 : pool dog has $17.60
[Mar 17 21:27:48] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has $45.77
[Mar 17 21:27:48] : Seat 7 : dougiebear has $12.67
[Mar 17 21:27:48] : Seat 8 : LesChantsDe has $12.78
[Mar 17 21:27:48] : Seat 9 : Cogster has $14.47
[Mar 17 21:27:48] : mike63mcb is the dealer.
[Mar 17 21:27:49] : kdog012 posted small blind.
[Mar 17 21:27:49] : pool dog posted big blind.
[Mar 17 21:27:51] : Game [46058] started with 7 players.
[Mar 17 21:27:51] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Mar 17 21:27:51] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has 4s 2d
[Mar 17 21:27:52] : MTPaid folded.
[Mar 17 21:28:03] : dougiebear called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:28:03] : LesChantsDe folded.
[Mar 17 21:28:03] : Cogster folded.
[Mar 17 21:28:07] : mike63mcb folded.
[Mar 17 21:28:10] : kdog012 called $0.10 and raised $5.29 and is All-in
[Mar 17 21:28:11] : mike63mcb : 10 5??????
[Mar 17 21:28:14] : pool dog folded.
[Mar 17 21:28:16] : dougiebear folded.
[Mar 17 21:28:17] : kdog012 wins $0.60 as the last player standing
[Mar 17 21:28:49] : Hand is over.

Very next hand, here he goes again. Wow, he's actually ahead here, but he's broke now. Too bad.

Bambi 4914904-46059 Holdem No Limit $0.10/$0.20
[Mar 17 21:28:50] : Hand Start.
[Mar 17 21:28:50] : Seat 1 : wardides has $31.60
[Mar 17 21:28:50] : Seat 2 : mike63mcb has $11.88
[Mar 17 21:28:50] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has $5.89
[Mar 17 21:28:50] : Seat 4 : chikera has $57.84
[Mar 17 21:28:50] : Seat 5 : pool dog has $17.40
[Mar 17 21:28:50] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has $45.77
[Mar 17 21:28:50] : Seat 7 : dougiebear has $12.47
[Mar 17 21:28:50] : Seat 8 : LesChantsDe has $12.78
[Mar 17 21:28:50] : Seat 9 : Cogster has $14.47
[Mar 17 21:28:50] : kdog012 is the dealer.
[Mar 17 21:28:50] : pool dog posted small blind.
[Mar 17 21:28:52] : MTPaid posted big blind.
[Mar 17 21:28:52] : Game [46059] started with 7 players.
[Mar 17 21:28:52] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Mar 17 21:28:52] : Seat 6 : MTPaid has 2h As
[Mar 17 21:28:55] : dougiebear called $0.20
[Mar 17 21:28:57] : LesChantsDe folded.
[Mar 17 21:29:07] : Cogster folded.
[Mar 17 21:29:10] : mike63mcb folded.
[Mar 17 21:29:13] : kdog012 called $0.20 and raised $5.69 and is All-in
[Mar 17 21:29:16] : pool dog called $5.79
[Mar 17 21:29:17] : MTPaid folded.
[Mar 17 21:28:50] : dougiebear folded.
[Mar 17 21:28:51] : Showdown!
[Mar 17 21:28:53] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has [4h]
[Mar 17 21:28:53] : Seat 5 : pool dog has [Jd]
[Mar 17 21:29:02] : Board cards [6c][5h][9d][3c]
[Mar 17 21:29:02] : Seat 3 : kdog012 has Kh 4h
[Mar 17 21:29:02] : kdog012 has High Card : King
[Mar 17 21:29:02] : Seat 5 : pool dog has Td Jd
[Mar 17 21:29:02] : pool dog has Pair: Jacks
[Mar 17 21:29:02] : pool dog wins $11.58 with Pair: Jacks
[Mar 17 21:29:12] : Hand is over.

I stayed until the guy who called and hit the gutshot straight earlier on left. He had $60 at one point, but left w/ $5 a short time later.

[black_knight6]

Seriously...you have to get the hell off that table since it's just become a bear-hunt and it's just not poker anymore...wild though how stupid they were hunting the bear

[MTPaid]